Alfred has insisted on me taking the night off from work and spending it in bed.. For now anyways, haha. Who would have thought you could get such injuries from a spirited game of water polo?

Damian and Dick are downstairs watching the super bowl, I think Alfred has been dreading this day all year, those two really shouldn’t be watching competitive sports together in a room full of food..

Looks like we’ll be broadening our horizons here at Wayne Enterprises, I’ll be posting things from both my work here and my personal life, the tabloids and papers will no doubt be swarming in moments (Sorry, Miss Vale I hope this doesn’t affect our date later tonight).

-From the desk of Bruce Wayne